Immature Knowledge

Knowledge is power. Immature knowledge is poo-related.

Old people do not have sex often because a lot of them have hearing AIDS.
-Dean Carlson

Most women agree that men with tongue rings are better at giving head, to other men.
-Dean Carlson

FUCK THE POLICE, because most people are too intimidated to approach, flirt with, and start a meaningful relationship with the police.
-Dean Carlson

A cheetah can move at speeds of 70 mph. So can a Ford Aerostar. Not so impressive now, is it?
-Dean Carlson

FACT: You can not contract AIDS from a public toilet seat if you are taking a C. Everett Poop.
-Dean Carlson

Red Rockets would be the perfect name for a gay dog bar.
-Dean Carlson

Never call a vagina a “pussy” unless, you know, it won’t chug a beer or jump off the roof of the garage or something.
-Dean Carlson

The only thing more irritating than Jamie Foxx acting is Jamie Foxx singing.
-Dean Carlson

Contrary to popular belief, cats are great for protection. That is, if you are worried about centipedes breaking in to your home.
-Dean Carlson

Geographically speaking, we are all incontinent.
-Dean Carlson